Stadium chant
Goalie’s a Sieve (Borrowed from College Hockey)
Goalie’s a Sieve (Borrowed from College Hockey) is a USA soccer chant for USA, sung to Goalie’s a Sieve. Watch the tune video, read the lyrics, and vote on whether it belongs in the stands.
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Goalie’s a SieveUSA
Hey (Goalie's name) you're not a sieve, you're a funnel.
Hey (Gn) you're not a funnel, you're a vacuum.
Hey (Gn) you're not a vacuum, you're a black hole.
Hey (Gn) you're not a black hole,
YOU JUST SUCK! YOU JUST SUCK!
Why it works
It ties a familiar tune to USA, keeps the words short enough for a crowd, and anchors the chant with a video so supporters can learn the melody before kickoff.