Balo's on fire
Your defense is terrified
Balo's on fire
Your defense is terrified
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Balo's on fire
Your defense is terrified
Balo's on fire
Your defense is terrified
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na
With Stars and Stripes upon my chest
These are men, America's best
Mexico will lose today
Dos a Cero, U-S-A
Duh duh duh duh duh duh Chris-tian Pul-i-sic
Duh duh duh duh duh duh Chris-tian Pul-i-sic
Ooooooooohhhhh Weston McKennie
Ooooooooohhhhh Weston McKennie
We've got Tim Ream, Super Timmy Ream
I just don't think you understand
He's Pochettino's man
He's older than your gran
We've got Super Timmy Ream
You're Sergiño Dest
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I've ever met
Tsamina mina, eh, eh
Waka waka, eh, eh
Balogun, he scores again
We stole him from England
Don't call his name, Don't call his name
Alejandro
He's not your man, He's not your man
Alejandro
He left El Tri, he joined the Yanks
Told all of Mexico no thanks
Don't call his name, Don't call his name
Alejandro
Alejandro, Alejandrooooooooo
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandrooooo
Alejandro, Alejandrooooooooo
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandrooooo
And if you want beef then bring the ruckus
USA ain't nothing ta fuck with
Vamos Estados Unidos
Esta noche tenemos que ganar
Why is the ball round?
Why is the ball round?
I thought this was football.
Why is the ball round?
Our health care is bad.
Our leaders are worse.
But in group D
we're coming in first.
If the U.S. wins, you'll call it soccer.
Oh if the U.S. wins, you'll call it soccer.
Oh if we win the game, you'll change the fucking name.
Oh if the U.S. wins, you call it soccer.
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Balo, Balo, Balo, can't you see?
Sometimes your moves just hypnotize me
And we just love the way you play
Bangin' in goals for the U-S-A
Come on US score a goal it's really fucking simple
Put the ball into the net and we'll go fucking mental
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
He's red white and blue
Said fuck the kangaroos
We've got Christian Pulisic
He scores with his dick
He's really fucking quick
We've got Christian Pulisic
Oh when the Yanks
Go marching in
I want to be in that number
When the Yanks go marching in
We love ya, we love ya, we love ya
And where you go we'll follow, we'll follow, we'll follow
Cuz we support the U.S., the U.S., the U.S.
And that's the way we like it, we like it, we like it
Oh Oooh Ooooohhhhhhhh
Oh Oooh Ooooohhhhhhhh
Oh Oooh Ooooohhhhhhhh
Oh Oooh Ooooohhhhhhhh
When I see the U.S., I go out of my head
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
All the things you do to me and all the things you say
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
We slip and slide as we fall in love
And I just can't seem to get enough of
Do do do do do do do do do do do
Come on U.S.
Na na na nananana, nannana
Tim Ream
Na na na nananana, nannana
Tim Ream
I wish we played football
I wish we played football
But we play soccer
And we’re just awful
You’re not Belgium,
You’re not Belgium,
We may just stand a chance
We may just stand a chance
Neil Diamond’s American
Neil Damond’s American
You steal his tunes
But he’s American
John Denver is ours,
John Denver is ours,
Keep your Oasis,
John Denver is ours
USA came to town,
Riding on a donkey
Actually scored a goal
How’s that for some Yankees?
Hey (Goalie's name) you're not a sieve, you're a funnel.
Hey (Gn) you're not a funnel, you're a vacuum.
Hey (Gn) you're not a vacuum, you're a black hole.
Hey (Gn) you're not a black hole,
YOU JUST SUCK! YOU JUST SUCK!
He fingered your mum, he fingered your mum.
Jeffrey Epstein, he fingered your mum.
Yankee Doodle came to town
To play your team and they went down
And we got up up up
And they went down down down
And we got up up up
Usa USA USA
Carry on Flo Balogun
There'll be goals when you are done
Every time he gets the ball
We're gonna score some more
Ricardo... Pepi...
He's our Texan scoring genius
With a twenty four inch penis
Scoring all our goals
Bellend by his toes.
Bosnian boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.
Bosnian boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.
He's here!
He's there!
He's every-fucking-where!
Tyler Adams
Spend my Dollar
(ON BEER!)
Parked in a holler 'neath the mountain moonlight
(USA!)
Hold 'er up tight
(AGAINST THE WALL!)
Make a little lovin'
(ALL NIGHT!)
A little turtle dovin' on a Mason-Dixon night
(FUCK ENGLAND!)
Fits my life
(AND CANADA!)
Oh so right
(AND EL TRI TOO!)
My Dixieland Delight
And here's to you, Jedi Robinson
Yankees love you more than you will know
Whoa oh oh
God bless you please, Jedi Robinson
Pochettino always said that you could play
Hey hey hey
Everywhere we go (Everywhere we go)
People wanna know (People wanna know)
Who we are (Who we are)
So we tell them (So we tell them)
We are the US (We are the US)
The mighty, mighty US
We are the US (We are the US)
The mighty, mighty US
On the field, on the field,
Send the word, send the word, on the field—
That the Yanks are scoring, the stands are roaring,
The drums keep drumming till they yield!
Take the shot, many shots!
Send the word, send the word to the spot—
We'll be winning, the Yanks are winning,
And we won't stop singing till it's over on the field!
Ohhhhhhhhh
Oh
Oh-oh-oh
Ohhhhhhhhh
Oh
Oh-oh-oh
Boom boom clap
Boom boom clap
Boom boom clap
U-S-A
Gio, Gio, Gio
Wears number seven like Cristiano
He goes left, he goes right
He scores golazos all night
He's America's soccer hero!
Glory to the U.S.
Oh we are the U.S.
Glory to the U.S.
Here we go
When I root
I root for the U.S.
When I root
I root for the U.S.
Hey, come on USA
Ole, ole
Hey, come on USA
Ole, ole
Flo Ba-lo-gun (bah bah bah)
Your goals always look so good (So good, so good, so good)
I've been inclined
To believe that we will win...Now I know
Do do do, do do do do do
Do do do, do do do do do