Opponent dig
We've Got Christian Pulisic
We've Got Christian Pulisic is a USA soccer chant for Australia, Christian Pulisic, sung to Achy Breaky Heart. Watch the tune video, read the lyrics, and vote on whether it belongs in the stands.
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Achy Breaky HeartAustralia, Christian Pulisic
He's red white and blue
Said fuck the kangaroos
We've got Christian Pulisic
He scores with his dick
He's really fucking quick
We've got Christian Pulisic
Why it works
It ties a familiar tune to Australia, Christian Pulisic, keeps the words short enough for a crowd, and anchors the chant with a video so supporters can learn the melody before kickoff.