Player song
Our Texan scoring genius
Our Texan scoring genius is a USA soccer chant for Ricardo Pepi, sung to Made of Stone (Remastered 2009) by The Stone Roses. Watch the tune video, read the lyrics, and vote on whether it belongs in the stands.
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Made of Stone (Remastered 2009) - The Stone RosesRicardo Pepi
Ricardo... Pepi...
He's our Texan scoring genius
With a twenty four inch penis
Scoring all our goals
Bellend by his toes.
Why it works
It ties a familiar tune to Ricardo Pepi, keeps the words short enough for a crowd, and anchors the chant with a video so supporters can learn the melody before kickoff.