Stadium chant
If the US Wins, You'll Call It Soccer.
If the US Wins, You'll Call It Soccer. is a USA soccer chant for USA, sung to Three chant medley. Watch the tune video, read the lyrics, and vote on whether it belongs in the stands.
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Three chant medleyUSA
Why is the ball round?
Why is the ball round?
I thought this was football.
Why is the ball round?
Our health care is bad.
Our leaders are worse.
But in group D
we're coming in first.
If the U.S. wins, you'll call it soccer.
Oh if the U.S. wins, you'll call it soccer.
Oh if we win the game, you'll change the fucking name.
Oh if the U.S. wins, you call it soccer.
Why it works
It ties a familiar tune to USA, keeps the words short enough for a crowd, and anchors the chant with a video so supporters can learn the melody before kickoff.